Dear Mommy and Daddy,
You may be surprised to hear, but this is a letter from your infant. Do not be scared, I just wanted to get a few things off my chest. Actually, I wanted to thank you for all of the fantastic things you have done for me since I was born. (click here for reviews)
First, I would like to thank you for feeding me in the middle of the night. I know that I am waking you up, but I cannot help that I am hungry every few hours. I also would like to say thank you for changing my diapers shortly after feeding me. I could not imagine how it would be to have to sit in that dirty diaper all night. I am sure that you get tired of waking up every few hours, but you will soon learn that your life now revolves around me. I am fragile and require your undivided attention at all times.
Second, I would like to thank you for keeping me safe. I highly appreciate you attaching all those small latches and security devices to all doors, cabinets and drawers. I personally think you were trying to be selfish by hiding so many more toys behind all of those doors. Why will you not share with me? I just want to play with all the toys. Oh well, as I grow up I will soon learn that you were just trying to keep me safe from all the bad things. I will one day find out that you kept me away from pinching my fingers, crawling out windows, opening doors, and playing with knives. These are all potential things that could seriously injury me and I will one day appreciate you keeping them away from me.
I do have a few questions for you though. Did you get a professional locksmith to install all of those safety locks? Trust me, I tried breaking through all of them and I was unsuccessful. I hope you paid the locksmith well because they did an excellent job. I would like to personally thank them myself when I am older for keeping me safe while I was a child.
Besides wanting to thank the long island locksmith , I would like to thank you mommy and daddy. You have kept me safe and treated me well. I could not ask for better parents. I hope you always treat me this well. Oh and by the way I am kind of hungry again. Could you please fill me a bottle of formula? And make sure it is the good stuff, not the store brand stuff. And fair warning, I will probably need my diaper changed within an hour of feeding. Love you!
Long Island Locksmith Company has been helping keep the community safe for years. Here are our company we have highly trained technicians skilled in a large variety of styles and brands of locks. Our staff is happy to help you decide what the best lock would be for any of your locksmith needs.
Long Island Locksmith Company
Terry Ripper, Marketing Director
728 Old Bethpage Road
Long Island, NY 11804
Phone: (516) 300-1153
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